No, I don't have health problems,
The boy is a ball of energy and into.every.little.thing.
except that now he can hear me say NO and STOP,
MANY, MANY DEEP BREATHS.
the trash can.
sometimes with an extra surprise (again not fun)! Sure enough,
there's my boy, bare bottomed, clean diapers thrown all over the room,
Forget the deep breaths.
I need a glass of wine.